Meet Your Czars IX

A Czar is a person of high political office appointed by the Executive Branch without being confirmed by Congress. Czars, by Administration, are thus numbered:

Gerald Ford: 2
Jimmy Carter: 2
Ronald Reagan: 1
Bush I: 2
Bill Clinton: 8
Bush II: 33
Barack Obama: 38

It is the opinion of Warehouse Worker! that our Czars are a manifestation of the international business community, created as a vehicle to circumvent the last vestiges of an American Representative Republic. Today’s Czar is Todd Stern, appointed by Barack Obama. Todd is in charge of our climate.

Todd is a Jew who graduated from Harvard University. Todd went to work for Bill Clinton in 1993 and, upon the election of Bill’s successor, fled to the Washington DC law firm Wilmer Hale, where he was paid to specialize in regulatory and government affairs. Then to the Center for American Progress (Podesta), and now back to work for Barack, this time as a Czar!

Conspiracy theorists allege that global climate change is an excuse to institute some sort of global New World Order regulatory regime. Under such a regime, all energy would be taxed and traded by people like Goldman Sachs in exchange for a 20% cut, or trillions of dollars to Jewish banking interests, they say.

Warehouse workers note that Carbon Dioxide consists of 0.39% of the atmosphere, and that the alleged man-made increases would raise this to like 0.40% of the atmosphere. We viewed with concern Al Gore’s hockey stick (partner David Blood, Goldman Sachs) which noted the real temperature increases of the 1990s, and predicted catastrophic future temperature increases. But warehouse workers understand Mathematics, and noted that the 1990s first order differential equation of temperature rise would necessarily be accompanied by a second order differential equation temperature acceleration if the cause of the temperature increase was increasing insulation of the earth by blankets of Carbon Dioxide.

And then warehouse workers noted that the temperature in the 2000s stabilized and increased by around 0.02 degrees over the decade, paralleling temperature increases on Mars. Now this appears to be solar in nature, as there are no cars on Mars, and Al Gore’s Mathematics have been discredited. And even if this 0.02 degree temperature rise was the consequence of man, it does not bother us, as it is currently expensive to heat our residences.



So it is the opinion of most warehouse workers that we do not want to turn over additional control of our nation's energy future to Jewish graduates of Harvard University that bounce back and forth between high government office and law firms working for high government office.

Sorry Todd.