Warehouse Worker!: 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Meet Your Czars XI

Cass Sunstein is a Jew who both graduated from and teaches at Harvard University, where he excels at validating stereotypes. Cass advocates for a totalitarian-communistic system of government where, of course, he and his friends are in charge. To facilitate the emergence of such a government, typically emerging only from a radical democracy, Cass advocates extending legal rights to animals, including ferrets.

Cass eagerly explains how a powerful government is very good for us:

"There is no liberty without dependency. [snip] Rights to private property, freedom of speech, immunity from police abuse, contractual liberty and free exercise of religion—just as much as rights to Social Security, Medicare and food stamps—are taxpayer-funded and government-managed social services designed to improve collective and individual well-being."

Warehouse Workers sometimes wonder how our rights to speak our minds and own our residences are tax-payer funded and government-managed. Inspired by Federalist Paper #46, we have developed mechanisms to provide our own immunity from police abuse through the tools made available to us at Walmart. So maybe one of us will attend Harvard someday to figure out what the hell Cass is talking about.

Cass successfully reinforces the paranoid stereotype:

"The existence of both domestic and foreign conspiracy theories, we suggest, is no trivial matter, posing real risks to the government’s antiterrorism policies, whatever the latter may be. [snip] the best response consists in cognitive infiltration of extremist groups [snip] Government agents (and their allies) might enter chat rooms, online social networks, or even real-space groups and attempt to undermine percolating conspiracy theories by raising doubts about their factual premises, causal logic or implications for political action."

OK Cass, here is one for you. Having experience in the Middle East, I am not sure that Muslims are smart enough to have pulled off the 9-11 attacks without outside help. I believe that their most likely accomplice would have been those forces that, for whatever reason, seek to expand domestic security agencies to more closely police native-born American males. These agencies would include the Department of Homeland Security (2002) and Northern Command (2002).

Cass goes on to explain that conspiracy theories may be based in fact. Cass labels persons who question the motives behind the 9-11 attacks as ‘extremists’. And extremists, of course, are bad guys.

As Czar, Cass is in charge of our information.

A Photograph of a Ferret.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Meet Your Czars X

A Czar is a person of high political office appointed by the Executive Branch without being confirmed by Congress. Czars, by Administration, are thus numbered:

Gerald Ford: 2
Jimmy Carter: 2
Ronald Reagan: 1
Bush I: 2
Bill Clinton: 8
Bush II: 33
Barack Obama: 38

It is the opinion of Warehouse Worker! that our Czars are a manifestation of the international business community, created as a vehicle to circumvent the last vestiges of an American Representative Republic. Today’s Czar is Lynn Rosenthal, appointed by Barack Obama.

Lynn Rosenthal specializes in domestic violence. Lynn is a Jew of unknown educational background or sexual preference. Her work history consists of government jobs where she has performed roles that essentially complain about men, a position she is well qualified for as a single middle-aged woman. Here she is pictured with Sue Else of the National Network to End Domestic Violence, who appears to have been a man at one point in hisher life. Also in the picture is United States Representative Donna Edwards, a divorcee.

Lynn apparently does not have a budget, other than her six figure salary. It is not clear what she does during the day.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

News from the Ivory Coast

Something a little different...

In an effort to broaden our horizons, Warehouse Worker! now travels to the Ivory Coast, a democracy. In this democracy there was a military junta in the year 2000 whose head decided that he would be in charge. Then Laurent Gbagbo and his forces kicked out the head of the military junta and decided that he would be in charge. Sources tell us that Gbagbo did not graduate from Harvard University.

Then Gbagbo refused to hold elections in 2004, and when regions of his country protested, he bombed them. France must have some natural resources in the Ivory Coast as Gbagbo’s bombing runs killed 9 Frenchmen. So France destroyed the ‘Ivory Coast Air Force’ and there was a small race war.

Gbagbo again refused to hold elections in 2006 and said they would be postponed until 2008. Which was then postponed until 2010. Gbagbo was Constitutionally prohibited from serving more than 10 years in office but this did not matter.

So, anyway, Gbagbo lost and declared the vote to be flawed. He then only counted those regions who voted for him and this is how Gbagbo won the election. Then Gbagbo’s election rival’s forces arrested Gbagbo with the consequence being the photograph at the head of this web-post. It is rumored that Gbagbo’s sentence is to spend 20 years with his wife, pictured to his left.

Warehouse Worker! eagerly anticipates the American elections of 2112.

Meet Your Czars IX

Todd is a Jew who graduated from Harvard University. Todd went to work for Bill Clinton in 1993 and, upon the election of Bill’s successor, fled to the Washington DC law firm Wilmer Hale, where he was paid to specialize in regulatory and government affairs. Then to the Center for American Progress (Podesta), and now back to work for Barack, this time as a Czar!

Conspiracy theorists allege that global climate change is an excuse to institute some sort of global New World Order regulatory regime. Under such a regime, all energy would be taxed and traded by people like Goldman Sachs in exchange for a 20% cut, or trillions of dollars to Jewish banking interests, they say.

Warehouse workers note that Carbon Dioxide consists of 0.39% of the atmosphere, and that the alleged man-made increases would raise this to like 0.40% of the atmosphere. We viewed with concern Al Gore’s hockey stick (partner David Blood, Goldman Sachs) which noted the real temperature increases of the 1990s, and predicted catastrophic future temperature increases. But warehouse workers understand Mathematics, and noted that the 1990s first order differential equation of temperature rise would necessarily be accompanied by a second order differential equation temperature acceleration if the cause of the temperature increase was increasing insulation of the earth by blankets of Carbon Dioxide.

And then warehouse workers noted that the temperature in the 2000s stabilized and increased by around 0.02 degrees over the decade, paralleling temperature increases on Mars. Now this appears to be solar in nature, as there are no cars on Mars, and Al Gore’s Mathematics have been discredited. And even if this 0.02 degree temperature rise was the consequence of man, it does not bother us, as it is currently expensive to heat our residences.

So it is the opinion of most warehouse workers that we do not want to turn over additional control of our nation's energy future to Jewish graduates of Harvard University that bounce back and forth between high government office and law firms working for high government office.

Sorry Todd.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Meet Your Czars VIII

Kenneth Feinberg is a Jew who graduated from Columbia University. Kenneth adds great diversity to the ranks of the Czars as he is a lawyer, and not an investment banker. As a lawyer, Kenneth has bounced back and forth between public service and private practice. Here is how Kenneth has been compensated:

As a Public Servant:
1. Chief of Staff for Ted Kennedy
2. A prosecutor for the Attorney General
3. Sets compensation rules for investment bankers.

In Private Practice:
1. Appointed by fellow public servants to ponder Agent Orange issues at, probably, better than $500 per hour.
2. Appointed by fellow public servants to ponder Asbestos issues at, probably, better than $500 per hour.
3. Cleared by fellow public servants to be paid by British Petroleum to ponder oil spill issues at a flat $1,250,000 per month plus extra compensation which Kenneth will not share with the public.

The Center for Justice and Democracy gets all bitchy about this little Number 3 thing:

“Mr. Feinberg, employed by BP, has decided on his own authority that all claims recipients must release all companies who caused this disaster from any and all legal responsibility, no matter how grossly negligent they were. This sweeping release, which assigns victims’ claims to BP, benefits only one actor: BP – the company that happens to pay Mr. Feinberg’s salary. In January of 2011, Judge Barbier, the federal judge over the oil spill litigation, after hearing evidence and arguments of the attorneys, ruled that Kenneth Feinberg was not independent of BP and could no longer claim to be so. Feinberg had been telling victims he was their lawyer and did not answer to BP.”

Good work if you can get it, and happen to be of low moral threshold, Kenneth. It appears that Kenneth has been one of the Czars serving the American people (salary $120,830 per year) in parallel with his little BP contract (fees from BP $15 million per year plus other undisclosed compensation).

The $120,830 Czar part is to ensure that American Citizens do not abuse their positions of office by taking excessive compensation.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Meet Your Czars VII

Alan Bersin is a Jew who graduated from Harvard University. Alan coordinated law issues on the Mexico border for Bill Clinton from 1995 to 1998. Other than this he maintains a low public profile. Janet Napolitano named Alan to be the Czar in charge of our borders in 2009.

In a related story, the State of Arizona is seeking to raise $50 million to build a border fence to keep illegal Mexicans from ruining what is left of its public school system.

Nevada Senator Harry Reid (his mind is gone, I have het him and he mumbles about boys) and Maryland Senator Cardin (family name Kardonsky, fled Russia) are currently pushing legislation through the Senate which will allow Eric Holder’s Department of Justice to sue State and Local governments, such as Arizona, who seek to establish laws to protect their jurisdictions from illegal immigrants. Warehouse Worker! knows of no federal response from Alan Bersin.

Senator Cardin, of a family formerly known as Kardonsky, wants Eric Holder to be able to sue your town. Czar Bersin is silent.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Meet Your Czars VI

John in a Jew who taught at Harvard University. The stereotype of persons of Jewish ethnicity is that they advocate for a totalitarian-communistic system of government with themselves in charge, and pursue their agenda without the burden of ethics. As measured by this stereotype, we stand in silent awe of John Holdren, Science Czar. John shares his aspirations for us in his book Ecoscience.

Quote Perhaps those agencies, combined with UNEP and the United Nations population agencies, might eventually be developed into a Planetary Regime—sort of an international superagency for population, resources, and environment. Such a comprehensive Planetary Regime could control the development, administration, conservation, and distribution of all natural resources, renewable or nonrenewable, at least insofar as international implications exist. Thus the Regime could have the power to control pollution not only in the atmosphere and oceans, but also in such freshwater bodies as rivers and lakes that cross international boundaries or that discharge into the oceans. UnQuote

Now, if that ain’t Alpha-Jew material, nothing is. Reading further into Ecoscience, we ascertain that John seeks to target ‘individuals [who] contribute to general social deterioration’ for sterilization. Let us consider photographs, and take a guess at which type of American is more likely to contribute to John's idea of general social deterioration:

Photograph Number One- Very Sexy American Democrat Voter Seeking to Better Herself through Educational Opportunities Provided by a Benevolent Activist Planetary Regime:

or... Photograph Number Two- Violent Nazi Flash Mob Hate-Filled Genocidal Gentiles Who Refuse to Accept Their Place Under a Benevolent Activist Planetary Regime:

Warehouse Worker! will investigate and seek to determine the answer.

Meet Your Czars V

Edward Montgomery is reportedly Jewish but Warehouse Worker! can find no references that trumpet that fact. He appears to be mixed-race and is perhaps not well regarded outside of Big Diversity. He was paid by Michigan State University from 1981 to 1990. Then he was paid by the University of Maryland from 1990 to 1997. Wikipedia reports that nine years into his academic career Ed was appointed as an Associate Professor, which seems kind of strange. In any case, Ed made full Professor two years later, in 1992.

In 1997, Ed went to work for Bill Clinton at the Department of Labor, and eventually served as deputy of that government agency.

Ed graduated from Harvard University and is Barack’s Auto Recovery Czar.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Meet Your Czars IV

Paul Volcker is a Jew who graduated from Harvard University with a degree in political economics. Paul’s ethnicity takes some work to ascertain as his Wikipedia article does not contain a religion check-box but does include the following: “As a child, he attended his mother's Lutheran church, while his father went to an Episcopal church.”

Requiring one to search Jewish news for Jews where we can find a report by ynetnew.com that teaches us: “Born to a Jewish family in New Jersey in 1927, Volcker attended Princeton University, Harvard and the London School of Economics.”

Paul graduated from college in 1952 and immediately went to work at the Federal Reserve as an analyst of monetary affairs. Paul followed his mentor at the Fed, Robert Roosa (CFR, Rockerfeller Foundation) from the employment of the Fed to the employment of the Federal government in 1963 at the Treasury Department. After two years serving the interests of the American citizenry, Paul went back into private banking practice as Vice President and Director of Planning of Chase Manhattan Bank.

In 1969, it was back to the Treasury Department for Paul, where he was appointed as undersecretary for international monetary affairs. The highlight of Paul’s deployment was the abolishment of the Gold Standard, which was achieved in 1971. Then back to the Federal Reserve from 1975 to 1987, where he served as Chairman.

*** Volcker *** Greenspan *** Bernanke ***

After his notable academia-Fed-government-private bank-Fed run, Paul made his next step this time as a, slow down… investment banker at J. Rothschild, Wolfensohn & Co in 1987. Paul’s partner James Wolfensohn (Jew) went on to become head of the World Bank. Both Paul and James are members of the Bilderberg Group.

In 1995, Paul shook down Swiss banks for $1.2 billion for ‘holocaust reparations’. While Wikipedia does not mention this, the Jewish news for Jews account linked to above states:

“The five years Volcker spent working with an Israeli team have made him well versed in Israeli matters. Should he be named secretary of the treasury or head of the Financial Council, Israel will have a friend there."

Paul was named as Barack’s Economics Czar in 2009.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Meet Your Czars III

Steve Rattner is a Jew who graduated from Brown University. Steve started out his career as an economic reporter for the New York Times, quickly moving from there into the field of investment banking. Steve spent two decades investment banking with Lehman Brothers, Morgan Stanley, and Lazard Freres & Company.

Striking out on his own, Steve founded the Quadrangle Group. The Quadrangle group is an investment management firm specializing in the media and communications industries. Steve’s good fortunes continued and he managed (manages?) Michael Bloomberg’s personal fortune in his emergent company Willett Ventures, LLC. In his spare time Steve continues to write editorials for the New York Times and appears on MSNBC to provide commentary.

Steve got in a wee bit of trouble for reportedly paying off political consultant Hank Morris in a quest to manage New York’s pension funds. His partners at Quadrangle turned on him and agreed to pay $7 million and cooperate with New York authorities in exchange for not being shaken down further by Andrew Cuomo.

Last November Steve agreed to pay a personal fee of $6.2 million and not talk to any brokers, dealers, or investment advisors in exchange for not admitting guilt. In accordance with Wikipedia, last December cost Steve another $10 million and he is now barred from appearing in any capacity before any public pension fund for the next five years.

Steve is Barack’s expert on cars.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Meet Your Czars II

Ron Bloom is a Jew who graduated from Harvard University. He worked first for the Jewish Labor Committee and then went into investment banking at Lazard Freres and Company where he worked for the current Car Czar Steve Rattner. Ron then went into the investment banking business for himself calling the firm Keilin and Bloom.

Ron is a cranky little Czar, telling his followers that the free market is nonsense and all political power ‘comes from the barrel of a gun’. Ron was named by Time Magazine (Gerald Levin) as one of the 100 most influential Americans.

The Wall Street Journal reports the following about Ron:

The United Steel Workers thought Mr. Bloom was “a little too cozy with the moneymen.” {snip}

Mr. Bloom was quoted as saying that dealing with financial buyers of steel assets “is just business.” Indeed, he said, in contrast to traditional steel executives, who sometimes want unions “in their place,” talking to private-equity types is refreshing: “They don’t take cultural offense to anything. They just deal with power.”

Warehouse Worker! suspects that “financial buyers of steel assets” differ somewhat ethnically from “traditional steel executives” and that Czar Bloom is probably genetically closer to the former than the latter.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Meet Your Czars

Richard Holbrooke was a Jew who graduated from Brown University. He was managing director of Lehman Brothers, vice Chairman of private equity firm Persus LLC, vice president of Credit-Suisse First Boston, and on the Board of Directors of Maurice Greenberg’s American International Group (AIG). In 2008 AIG received $150 billion of taxpayer money in the form of a ‘bailout’. Richard Holbrooke died in 2010.

Holbrooke’s mother (Moos), fled Germany in 1933. Holbrooke’s father was born with the name Goldbrajch and fled Poland in 1939.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Occupier Experiences Brush with Natural Law

The parallels between 21st Century America and Germany-1930s continue. History never seems to treat obnoxious Jewish communists kindly.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

How to Get Censored at Glenn Beck's The Blaze

A Photograph of Abraham Foxman, Anti-Defamation League National Director

Write This:

I am not a member of the KKK, and am not a follower of David Duke. Although some of Duke’s points are hard to dispute. I am, however, concerned about the nature of Jews. To their credit, Jews display immense talents with verbal IQ and financial acumen.

My concern comes from those Jews whose minds are controlling, paranoid, and international in nature. This mindset, along with their verbal and financial talents, is what I believe is behind the New World Order push to eliminate borders, dumb down the population by race mixing, and create increasing levels of security at the expense of personal freedoms.

I understand that we are allowed to call George Soros a ‘bad guy’ in this forum. I further understand that we are allowed to call Francis Pivens a ‘bad lady’ in this forum. And this Steven Lerner gets the spotlight. Let us also consider the non-public face of Global Warming investments e.g. Global Government, David Blood. Consider Goldman Sachs. Bernie Madoff. Barny Frank. Charles Schumer. The ACLU. The SPLC. California Senators. On and on. These are the persons leading much public policy in America today.

So, yes, I am concerned about The Question and agree with Glenn that it should be discussed openly. To pretend that The Question does not exist never works out well.

Glenn, we forgive you for being born German.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Sexual Maturity Biodiversity

Onset of Puberty Among Girls at the Age of Four (4) Years
Among Whites: 1%
Among Blacks: 7%

Onset of Puberty Among Girls at the Age of Eight (8) Years
Among Whites: 15%
Among Blacks: 50%

Onset of Sexual Maturity in Elephants: 12-14 years

Onset of Sexual Maturity in Grasshoppers: 11 months

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

London, 2011

One consequence of a law deporting many street fighters to Australia.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Confrontation!

Warehouse Worker! now analyzes two confrontations. The first is Emily Guendelsberger and 8 friends versus 40 or 50 unarmed yooth in the streets of Philadelphia. Emily is an Oberlin graduate and an editor at The Onion. She is a full fledged SWPL, dating an Asian man. Let the Confrontation begin!

A photograph of Emily Guendelsberger

Opening round: Yooth approach largest SWPL male in Emily’s group (the ‘Alpha’) and strike him in the head. Emily explains what happened next: "That friend, showing kind of amazing restraint, looked very pissed but managed not to swing back; he just turned around and started walking away."

Second round: Emily again explains "And this surge of boys [ed: Watch it Emily] came running after us. They clearly didn’t want to rob us; they wanted to beat up the men in our group."

Third round: The yooth, having dispatched the SWPL males, turned on Emily, punching her in the face and breaking her leg. Confrontation ends as non-SWPL police show up. It is impossible to follow-up on our speculation that Emily might have ended up with many new boyfriends in the absence of said non-SWPL police intervention.

Recovering in the hospital, Emily reminisces on the events: “I’ve heard a lot of armchair quarterbacking about what we should have done, especially from people who are into concealed-carry and Bernie Goetz... Suggesting that shooting a gun into a crowd of crazed, violent teenagers would have somehow made them less crazed or violent I think means that you are drawing on imagination rather than memory. Just let me assure you: I was there. It wouldn’t have been a good scene.”

Fine Emily, thanks for playing ‘Confrontation’.
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Now we proceed to our next Confrontation, this time between five heavily armed yooths and a single unarmed chimpanzee. As a full video has survived of the incident, there is no need for further narration on the part of Warehouse Worker!, enjoy and make your own judgments about Emily's conclusions.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Warehouse Worker! Exclusive Inteview with John Cole's Mom

Warehouse Worker! understands and accepts the factious nature of human beings in that people of a certain makeup would support policies beneficial to them and those of similar genetics and/or behaviors. Most things make sense, when you think about them.

This manifests itself politically in the observable Left-Right divide in America today. People ready, willing, and able to function as individuals generally seek greater degrees of independence to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. People who are dim or lazy are generally drawn to collectivist policies.

Which brings us now to exceptions. America’s black population has chronicly low achievement in most any metric outside of athletic performance, and a correspondingly low group income. But there are black spokesmen who are opposed to collectivist public policy. Why is this? Warehouse Worker! believes that the answer is money, in one form or another.

Talented people are a different stripe and while most naturally support greater degrees of human freedom, some support collectivist policies, but in this case often for different reasons. Warehouse Worker! believes that while the majority of talented collectivists are in it for the simple hard cash, others truly have altruistic hearts and are advocating collectivist positions for reasons of altruism.

So now we turn our attention to one of our favorite talented collectivists, John Cole of the web-site Balloon Juice. John is hard to judge. So Warehouse Worker!, sparing no expense, travelled to West Virginia and then around the country to find and interview John’s mom to try and ascertain the ideological underpinnings of this man. We finally tracked her down in Mississippi. What we found was not what we expected…
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Meet John’s mom ...Lawarja:

Warehouse Worker!: Thank you for taking the time to provide our readership with your insights into John Cole, proprietor of the web-site Balloon Juice. Many of us are curious about what influenced John in his youth to pursue his current line of work. Are there any insights you could share?

Larwarja: John was born a poor black child. Hes has always been a good boy, a very good boy, but as he grew, weese began to see that he was not like the others. Ones thing weese began to see was that John didn’t move aroun’ like his brother Larmondo. So weesed feed John some extra Twinkees, jus to sees ifs that migh makes John move and jump. But it dint work. Nothin would make John move and jump like Larmondo. So wes were alls sad about dat.

John's brother Larmondo

Warehouse Worker!: One characteristic of the Balloon Juice web-site is its dedication to food. Did you see any early evidence of John’s innate talent in this area?

Larwarja: Ones thing weese very happy about John is that’s he is a good eater. Whiles Larmondo been runnin’ aroun in back, chasin’ cats and shit, John would be cookin’ with sister Shequisha. John be real good in the kitchen, and when he made the grits, there were always plenty of oils. But there was this one time and sister Shequisha had the shits, and John was in the kitchen all bys himself, and hes started on about mustard an tasty lettuce. This is whens we really started to worry about him. Brother Lamar says ‘shut the fuck up John and fetch mes a jar of mayonnaise’. And weese all thought this was real good and was jus rollin’ on the floor.

John's Sister Sequisha

Brother 'Mayo' Lamar

Warehouse Worker!: Tell us about John’s father and the influence he has had on John’s development.

Larwarja: One of the most confusin’ things around here is Father’s Day and with John dis is something really funny. I yoosed to think that John’s daddy was Lemont, cause these two have similar breath. But Lemont he done limp aroun’ in a particular way quickly, and, as John was growin’ up, he didn move much at all, let alone limp like Lemont. Sos I really think that John’s daddy might be Demarch. This would explain John’s problems with gas.

John Cole's alleged Father initially declined to be photographed for our expose.

Warehouse Worker!: Thank you for your time Larwarja. You have given our readership fine perspective on John. Best of luck in all your endeavors.

Disclaimer: Warehouse Worker! has no evidence that any of this is true.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Warehouse Worker!

I like working in a warehouse. We get free Gatoraid in the summer and lots of exercise. I see the shit you people buy.